Speaking/thinking cow (and a bit of bay leaf ¾.

Drip chamber, 1 21-gage butterfly IV needle, 1 Syringe, 10 cubic centimeters, 2 botties Blistex, 2 tubes Sulfacetamide ophthalmic ointment, 1 tube Anusol-HC, 28 grams, 1 tube Kenalog cream, 15 grams, 1 tube Neocortef ointment, 1 tube Triangular dressing (75 by 75 by 135 centimeters) with safety pins, 1 Surgical masks, 2 Methylcellulose eye solution.